There’s a woman talking to me about how she hates penis and thinks vaginas are beautiful. WHY ARE YOU SEEING A MALE STRIPPER THEN?!
Having to sit through a male stripper act with my dad while I wait to go to work.
I think the word to describe my evening so far is painful.
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
What a truly awful website this is